Dev Patel’s Monkey Man hit theaters last weekend, and if you haven’t seen it, you should. There. That’s the review. If that wasn’t convincing enough, this exercise takes from 50 Cent’s classic 21 Questions to answer whether you should watch it. 21 is an (checks math) odd number, which means for you to want to see this movie, you’d need to answer yes to 11 of the following. If you’re going to see it anyway and don’t want some plot spoiled, than stop reading. If you’re continuing with the questions and answer 11 or more yes, then you should stop what or who you’re doing, and go to your nearest theater to see Monkey Man.
21 Questions:
- Do you like high-intensity cleverly shot action sequences?
- Do you like underground bare knuckle fighting (that doesn’t feature Post Malone)?
- Do you like when a protagonist has sworn revenge on someone and will stop at nothing to enact said revenge?
- Does seeing a lot of blood not make you queazy?
- Did you ever wonder what happened to that guy from Slumdog Millionaire?
- Did you wonder what that guy from the Green Knight would star in next?
- Do you also think Dev Patel is a badass?
- Are you tired of action movies needing a half-assed love story?
- Do you like training montages?
- Do you like bongos and/or drums in general?
- Do you like
cocainerich people doing cocaine? - Do you like when said rich people receive their justice?
- Do you like dogs?
- Do you like when dogs don’t have to die?
- Are you a fan of the JID song 151 Rum?
- Do you enjoy fight sequences set to heavy metal?
- Do you love your mother?
- Are you ok with flashbacks?
- Would you like to see the Australian underground version of Michael Buffer MC fights?
- Are you fond of monkeys and monkey masks?
- Do you like sitting back and getting your mind action blown for 120 minutes?
How did you score?
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